My Humour

Inuendo = it is what end you want in in though!

Why do French have one egg for breakfast – becasue one egg is un oeuf.

Why did Parisian jump in the river – he was In Seine.

Why can’t French women count to 70 because 69 is too much of a mouthfull.

Annette is a girl standing between a goal mouth.

Ruth is a girl with tiles on her head

Bernadette is a women who burns all her bills.

Ilene is a women with one leg shorter than the other.

Irene is a Japanese women with one leg shorter than the other.